This one’s pretty amusing. Picked it up from some LiveJournals. Here’s how it works: set your mp3 player to shuffle, read the question aloud, and then write down the song title as response to the question.

( MY ANSWERS )

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, IPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For the first question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button twice.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...just type it in.


( IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? )

Grace: If you could be friends with any three people, who would they be?
Josh: Hitler, Jesus, and Bill Cosby.

Nathan: I have lots of friends in anarchist groups.
Me: Doesn't an organized group of anarchists kind of defeat the purpose?
Nathan: ...you're gay!

Leslie: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Starbucks cashier: No.
Leslie: Are you serious?
Starbucks cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.

Me: I am so strung out on kittens right now, it's not even funny.

JR: We win. Majority rules.
Me: But Tara agrees with me! It's a tie!
JR: Yeah, but you're women. No one cares about your opinion.
Josh: Unless you could put it in some sort of sandwich form.

Me, to Tara: Do you remember the Geto Boys, with the black dwarf who now raps for Jesus and got shot in the face by his girlfriend so now his eye is all slack?
Rest of class: ...what?

Leslie: If you take my Timon and Pumbaa straw, I will kill you.
Mom: Is that a threat?

Grace, breaking long silence: Look! An Asian!
Everyone on van, in unison: Yay!

Me: I'd worship Jesus if he had a rakish and amusing hat.

Random chick: *drops purse, condom falls out*
Grace: *hands it back* I didn't know you had a penis.
Random chick: I'm just being prepared.
Grace: In case you grow a penis?

Nick, looking a mannequin: It looks like a hooker.
Grace: Tastes like one, too! But it's a breakfast cereal!

Me: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mom: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Me: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch.

Me: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Lee: Because he's black.

Rush: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn't mean I'm creepy.

Random chick: Hey! I had a miscarriage! Wanna hang out?

Me: I had some caffeine pretty late tonight, so I'm gonna take an extra 50 of Seroquel.
Mom: I'll be sure to call Mary-Kate if anything bad happens.

Leslie: You and Katie didn't even date for that long!
Brad: Four months.
Leslie: Really?
Brad: I just didn't tell you.
Me: He keeps his love life private. Like Jodie Foster!
Brad: ...did you just compare me to a lesbian?

I can't break my fucking writer's block! I'm obvs very frustrated and bored, since I'm writing in my LJ. I need to get out of this house, srsly. Alas, I cannot, so I must make do with Roseanne until 5.